Extract to \quake2

How to Run
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run jones.bat

or

quake2 +set game jones +map intro.dm2
Enjoy. (don't type that though...this either)

Rick Jones:  Master Detective, a Quake ][ movie
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	Look through the eyes of the camera as you watch Rick Jones and his groovy sidekick Zeus 
investigate a crime which becomes more than they expect.  Be there when a pimp smacks his hoes 
around and watch the terrifying climax when Jason gets confronted!

Features
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-9 new models!

-An assortment of new sounds, including music from your favorite game, Interstate '76 
(all rights reserved, copyright Activision)!

-New maps!

-Original script that makes sense!

-Incredibly awe-inspiring and realistic outdoor environments!

-Too much more to list!

-More exclamation marks!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contacts
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Person                             Job
------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Bryan "CrustaR" Henderson     :    Director, Lead project man, script writer, texture artist
                                   map editor, model animator, coder, demo editor

Michael "Nefarious" Weatherton:    Model dude, web guy, script editor

Roger "Ledd Therapy" Whitman  :    Excellent Skinner

Stephen "BurnOut" Schirle     :    Great skinner that "burnt out" on us.

Zach "Shogun" Brewer          :    Script editor/partial creator

doom2 & i76                   :    Great games.


Frequently Asked Questions
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Q: In the intro scene, everything looks kind of grainy.  What the hell is up with that?!
A: Chill it, brotha.  The reason why it is "grainy" is to make it look more "artistic"..

Q: Man, I am upset.  That movie was so fake.  I hate this movie.
A: Quit yo' whinin', bizatch.  This is based on the 70's, so it is supposed to be "fake"
   and "cheesy".  If you took this serious, you need help.

Q: Wow, this is cool.  Are you going to release any other Rick Jones movies?
A: Why, thank you.  Unfortunately, we are not making any more due to better ideas.
Q: Are you going to be releasing any more movies?
A: Yes and no.  Kind of a mixture.  You shall see.

Q: Where is your r33t site?
A: http://www.thepeel.com/pimp (subject to change of course)

Q: How long did it take to develop this movie?
A: Four months.  I would rather not explain why it took so long, it just angers me greatly..

Q: How come you didn't put some things in the credits?
A: I'm too lazy to do that =).  Please check credits.txt for all the credits you missed...sheesh.

Troubleshooting
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Q: Will this run in software mode?
A: Hell yes.

Q: Why the hell didn't you pak this?  It would have made things so much easier.
A: I'm sorry, but there was no way to avoid doing this.  I had some linking problems with the
   skins and such and couldn't get it to work without doing it this way.

Q: HELP! THIS RUNS SLOW!
A: Be sure you have at least a Pentium 166.  I would recommend a Pentium 200 or higher, of
   course.  Also, some of the textures may look odd if you do not have a 3d accelerator,
   so I would recommend getting one of those too.

Q: I get long load times and a black screen between the office scene and the street scene.
A: These are normal.  I did not want to precache all 8+ megs of sounds at once, and all the
   models for safety purposes.  The reason why there is a black screen between the office
   and street scenes is because of a bug I found in Quake ][.  Unfortunately, I do
   not have the time or the space to tell you about it.

Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Uhh..

Q: Can I ask you more questions?
A: Yes, email me (CrustaR) at doom2@happypuppy.com if you have further questions that are not
   on this.

More information
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Activision is a registered trademark and Interstate '76 is a trademark of Activision, Inc.  1997 
Activision, Inc.  All rights reserved.  All other trademarks and trade names are the properties 
of their respective owners.

This movie may NOT be reproduced for the use of profit, and you may NOT use any of the models, 
skins, maps, demos, or anything else contained when you installed this for other reasons other 
than watching the movie unless I say so.

If you wish to distribute this for non-profit purposes, or are unsure of something, email me first 
at doom2@happypuppy.com, or if that doesn't work, doom2@nettaxi.com, and I'll see what I can do.

Rick Jones: Master Detective  1999, a Pimp Slap Production.  All rights reserved.

Even more information
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	If you want to play against a really crappy CTF clan with a lame webpage, go for the RTP clan 
(Rise to Power is their name...don't ask.)  They take advantage of high pingers and ban anyone from 
their server that whoops up on them (like me).
	Their webpage is located at: http://quake2.abilene.com/rtp, keep on the look-out for screenshots 
of them beating a bunch of people that have pings of ~400 to their 20s.  That is like beating a disabled 
person, then making fun of them =~(.
	Also, their Quake2 CTF server is at quake2.abilene.com.  Enjoy destroying this lame clan.
	If you complain on the message board, justifying your opinions, telling why you shouldn't be 
banned, forget it!  They won't listen.  This one guy named "Shadow" just pasted all these names from 
this thing he found on some lame page.  All they can do is name-call.  They are like four-year olds.
