Path: mantis!not-for-mail From: AlexBobbs Newsgroups: rec.games.computer.doom.announce Subject: NEW HERETIC WAD Date: 6 Dec 1996 15:22:00 -0000 Organization: Prodigy Internet Lines: 165 Sender: tony@jobstream.co.uk Approved: doom@mantis.co.uk Message-ID: <32A7E07B.204C@Prodigy.Net> [ Two posts merged - mod ] I've just finished a great new graphics and sound WAD for HERETIC called "Dorks 'R Us". It includes new musics, scenery items, sound effects, menu/health bar graphics, and best of all, four new bad guys(Barney, Santa Claus, the Energizer Bunny, and that DOOM guy) and a new weapon(A pie launcher). All the changes are very demented and silly. Anyway, if you'ld like to try it, the shareware version should be on the primary FTP site(ftp.cdrom.com), or you can request a copy by E-mail(AlexBobbs@prodigy.net). Full version is $5, and the ordering info is included with the shareware version. Give it a try! Thanks, Alex Bobbs P.S. I should also add that I am willing to fufill mail-orders for Dorks 'R Us (Inquire at TLYM82A@prodigy.com for details) ================================================================= Title :Dorks 'R Us: Graphics and Sound WAD Author :Alex Bobbs Email Address :TLYM82A@prodigy.com Misc. Author info :I'm a artist who makes WAD's for a hobby. My address is: Alex Bobbs 11911 Louise Ave. Granada Hills, CA 91344 Description :This version of this graphics and sound WAD will replace eight musics, 28 sounds, 1 weapon, 4 bad guys, and some other stuff. Every change I've made is something totally demented and silly. (See complete list below) Additional Credits : My brother, Philip Bobbs, for his energizer bunny artwork and voice clips. Also id software for the doom trooper artwork which I grabbed from the shareware version of DOOM. =================================================================== *Construction* Base :From scratch Editors Used :Deutex, Wintex, Paintbrush, Sound Recorder, TED, Creative Wave Studio, Paint Shop Pro. Known Bugs :It crashes when you run it on Episode 5 (the Stagnant Demense). ***COMPLETE LIST OF CHANGES*** (starred entries are only available in the full version) New Musics :"Mission:Impossible", *the "Batman" theme, *"MacArthur Park", "Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me", "Begginner Skier"(by me) *"Plea for the Trix Rabbit" (by me), *"All blues", *? ????? (mystery music, I really don't know what it is or how I got it, but it's really cool) New Voice Clips :GARGOYLE:"Ouch!", "Aww, man...", "Hee Hee Hee..." DOOM TROOPER:*"I'm doomed!",*"Doom Rules!", BARNEY:"I love you, you love me...", "You don't love me!", SANTA:*"Ho, ho ho... " *"You've been a very naughty boy this year.", SABRECLAW: *"Como Estás?" *"No es bien!", HERETIC:*"Man, this is bogus!", *"I HATE it when this happens", *"Cool!" ENERGIZER BUNNY: *"Should've used Duracell.",DRAGON:*"Man, is this guy heavy", DISPARIL:*"Naughty, Naughty", *"I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country", WIZARD:"Double, Double, toil and trouble", "I'm Melting!" MAULATAUR: "Will you be my friend?" New Sound FX :*DOOM Trooper footsteps, Whip cream, flying pies, "splatting" pies, *Energizer bunny drum, *switch, *dragonclaw shot. *Wand shot. New Scenery :Hollywood sign, *Graffiti:"OJ was here", *Graffiti: "Alex was here" (hey, that's me), *Campaign posters, "No heretics" sign, "Mortal Kombat", *Rocky and Bulwinkle stained glass window, "Red Rum"(the Shining), *happy faces, *rainbow walls, *Flourescent lights, *lampshades, circus barrels, *"Beware of Barney" signs. New Enemies :*The DOOM trooper, *The Energizer Bunny, Barney, *"Santa" stuff on Iron Lich. New Weapons :The BPG(Big Pie Gun): Fires cream pies and makes whip cream rain down on the enemies when you use the tome of power. It replaces the HELLSTAFF. Other Graphics :New title/loading/ending screens, Smily faces on health chain, Mustaches and glasses on stone beasts, New Menu header, New help/credit screens. ***COMING SOON*** MARIO 3-D The biggest, baddest, cartooniest, coolest, most complete HERETIC add- on ever!!! It's SUPER MARIO 3D!!! Use weapons like the fire finger and artifacts like the bomb-omb to battle koopas, hammer bros. and more in this spectacular WAD. RELEASE DATE(as of now): July '97 ALIENS vs. HERETIC Now, you Heretic gamers won't have to miss out on Justin Fischer's Aliens-TC for DOOM, since I'm working on making this new version for Heretic. This WAD has been declared to be the best WAD for DOOM. RELEASE DATE: Sometime in the first half a 1997 ***OTHER IDEAS*** (Note: these are mere IDEAS that I haven't even started on, but you can still E-mail me to tell me which ideas you like best) A NASTY PRANK This is a small prank WAD. Merge it into your friends Heretic WAD and he go nuts attacking a an enemy who is actually his weapon! SHAKESPEAREAN HERETIC "To be... or not to be" A Heretic sound patch which will give the monsters and the Heretic a lot of Shakespearean lines. MENACES TO SOCIETY Battle OJ Simpson, the Unabomber, Bill Clinton, and other menaces to society in this graphics and sound WAD. Feel free to E-mail any comments, critisisms, or questions to me at: TLYM82A@Prodigy.com