For the wad supar1337 - a joke demo on a joke map.
Files required: supar1337.wad

Skill: Nightmare! Pacifist style + Reality

Kills        24%
Items        0%
Secrets      0% and Time 00:07 !!!

Plays back with Legacy Beta 5.

Description: Ahem! This is almost certainly the most pointless thing I have ever done. Getting a fast time on this map is almost purely luck, but there is some planning needed in terms of where to run to get the most monsters fighting most quickly, and in directions that will cause the boss brain to get hit most quickly. I had a whole load of 9-second runs, and almost gave up entirely on getting 8, but gave it a few last tries with a route that brought over a few more SS guys from the right-hand side of the large room, and this worked (at the umpteenth attempt, anyway). I thought 8 seconds would be hard to beat; my original text read "I have no idea whether 7 is possible, and I sincerely hope no one wastes too much time on it." I had taken some damage in that run from an SS guy, so decided to try for a "reality" (no damage) 8-second run. In fact, it didn't take so long to get a second 0:08 (this time taking no damage), so thought maybe 7 was possible after all. And here we are...

Graham "Grazza" Burgess
GKBurgess@compuserve.com
